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Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Ode to a Lazy Lazy Dog

There was this oversized furry ball
Who never heeded his master's call.
All he did was roll about,
While his master, in vain, did shout.

"Lazy dog O lazy dog!
All day you sleep like a log!"

When he was sent to fetch the paper,
He shook his head to say "Not now,later".
He'd be harder to move than a rock
At the merest mention of a walk.

"Lazy dog O lazy dog!
All day you sleep like a log!"

The only time he'd been known to growl
Was when he was asked to take care of cats on the prowl.
Burglars could enter right through the door
Because all he did was to dream and snore.

"Lazy dog O lazy dog!
All day you sleep like a log!"

Now don't get it wrong, he'd often work.
Breakfast and dinner were duties he'd never shirk.
He liked biscuits and marmalade on his bread
While his master went around banging his head.

"Lazy dog O lazy dog!
All day you sleep like a log!"

His canine cohorts would play frisbee on the lawn,
While he'd, for the one hundred and fiftyeighth time,yawn.
He was a Houdini at giving his master the slip
When reminded of the Sunday morning dip.

"Lazy dog O lazy dog!
All day you sleep like a log!"

His majesty did not think much of the dog shed
So he made himself comfortable on his master's bed.
Somebody had given him a big furry tail
To tickle his master's nose and make him wail.

"Lazy dog O lazy dog! A
ll day you sleep like a log!"

In vain did his master hunt for advice,
While he curled up, all philosophical and wise.
All day did the master slog,
Just so that he could sleep and hog.

"Lazy dog O lazy dog!
All day you sleep like a log!"

The pooch was so furry and so lazy
That his master at last went crazy.
That is why guys go nuts
Over big furry mutts.

"Lazy dog O lazy dog!
All day you sleep like a log!"

Management Class : Idylls of the Wannabe

mental baba 9:05 PM
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