Satoma Asadgamaya

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Monday, September 25, 2006

A Pseudo-Engineer's Quasi-Experiment

Objective : To dissect female psychology.

Apparatus : A razor or, alternatively, Mental Baba's shit, errr, wit.

Procedure :

# Select a specimen from the amazingly miniscule TDH subset of desi(*) men e.g. this 'gentleman'

# Put him in a roomful of attractive women.

Observations :

# Room empties faster than a bottle in front of Mental Baba.

Inference :

a) The 'gentleman' in question has not had a bath since the last solar eclipse,or
b) Somebody's handing out Prada or Gucci for free in the next room,or
c) It's a matrix designed by a raving feminazi,or
d) The women are all idiots.

As theoretical impossibilities (and the aforesaid 'gentleman''s wrathful indignation) precluded options (a), (b) and (c), only (d) remained as the most plausible option. In line with the rigour associated with scientific proofs, option (d) was put to an acid test. I mean, c'mon, we don't run Mickey Mouse operations at Mental Baba's.

//A Mini Experiment

Reagents :

Base : Select a specimen from the ridiculously large !T!D!H set of desi men e.g. Mental Baba (they don't come any baser than this entity, do they?)

Acid : A roomful of attractive women

Procedure :

Reaction : Acid + Base = Salt + Water

Observations :

# The women emptied out in a jiffy again, this time in precisely 32.055% of the time it originally took them.

# Only salty water remained behind as a product of the irreversible reaction.

Inference :

# Oh, so that's what they mean by a neutralization reaction.

# NOT ONE of the women is an idiot.

Therefore, option (d) (Mental Baba's favourite) stands rubbished.


An interesting dilemma. How may this be explained? Well.

Perhaps the 'gentleman' in question would like to take a look at this, Unless he'd like to look for a behenji instead.

PS: Pearls Before Swine BLOODY ROCKS!!!

Management Class : Meandering thoughts of a fickle mind

mental baba 7:36 AM

Much details possible about ze approximate timing of ze first experiment? I'd love to rag the "gendulman" concerned a bit ;)
ze "gendulman" cannot be ragged by ye. ze is T (and also D and H). ye, like me, C {x: (x = !T).(x = !D).(x = !H)}.
Are the results of the experiment repeatable and reproducible? especially the timing thing? Shouldnt it tend to infinity when the base is mental baba?
I just read the existential question in your profile. It would put Kafka to shame.
Does Silicone count as plastic?
|Ser F***ix| :

(1)yes they are - when the base has the properties of a pseudo (gult brahmin engineer). you will note the position of the parantheses with respect to the distributive property.

(2)theoretically it should tend to infinity as you pointed out but in reality it tends to zero. analyses of the problem have consistently returned null pointers.

(3) considering the fact that I did not get a single mark out of the organic chemistry section of a certain paper we attempted some years back, that question needs to be redirected to my betters.
baba ka katora |