Satoma Asadgamaya

Mike Tyson is back. Not quite with a bang though. Once the baddest man on the planet, he is now the saddest man. He was once known as Iron Mike but all that iron seems to have rusted. Formerly the undisputed heavyweight boxing champion of the world, now a spent force in the eyes of the very community that once adored him.

He's been a champion of his sport. In addition to boxing the ears of his competitors, he has bitten them off as well. His resume not only boasts of a number of knockouts but also an equal number of run-ins with the law and stints at the slammer.

But enlightenment seems to have dawned on the man who, at the time of his last Mensa test, had the IQ of an anopheles mosquito. He has finally realized that he is useless to society.

I beg to disagree. He still has a lot to offer to civilization. He has great prospects in a new and exciting profession : stand-up comedy. He could make people split their sides laughing simply by standing up in front of them. If the mere mention of his name or the opening of his mouth doesn't do the trick, that grotesque facial tattoo definitely will.

Don't believe me? Get a load of this. Priceless!!! Me TKOed.

Management Class : News